Going into Monday night's game, I was legit worried that we were going to have the worst week of BQBL to date. But by god, Ryan Pickspatrick was having none of that bullshit.
This Week’s Top 3:
3. Carson Wentz - Philadelphia Eagles: 61 points
No picks, 5 sacks, no TDs. Petty boring, but more importantly, this is really Carson Wentz's first bad game. He almost doubled his worst game of the season. TREND? THIS BQBL FANTASY PLAYER SURE HOPES SO.
2. Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh Steelers: 76 points
First time we get to see Worthlessburger make the board. To me it's fairly impressive since he has two of the best NFL offensive threats in Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell. So he proceeded to show himself as one of the many QBs in the game that the NFL media drools over because he is magically better with a ring, but is actually generic. As a Raven's fan, the same thing is true for Joe Flacco. There. Bipartisanship. Anyway, 2 pick and the Alex Smith Award for no passes over 25 yards is enough for me to say he sucked. This all happened against Miami as well. So it was like twice as bad as I make it sound. Oh, and he got hurt, so don't expect him to play the rest of the season. But hey, we get the wonders of Landry Jones and Zach Mettenberger (SO MANY BURGERS) in BQBL this year.
1. Ryan Fitzpatrick - New York Jets: 105 points
PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OF BQBL, RYAN PICKSPATRICK! Only 1 pick for Pickspatrick this week. But he looked awful against the Cardinals, who aren't well known for their defensive prowess. But, he was benched in the middle of the game for poor play. This is the first time a player has been benched for poor play all season long, which a record for how long we lasted without one. I mean Case Keenum is still starting in LA for crying out loud. So congrats to Pickspatrick. You coach officially thinks Geno Smith is better than you. That a new level of suck in my opinion.
Team Fantasy Points:
So I beat Rean this week, thanks to a splendid performance from by Carson Wentz. But I'm still down to Blaine Gabbert and Brock Osweiler.
Individual Points Top 10:
Pickspatrick has over 100 points on second place. All hail the glory of Pickspatrick.
What to Watch in Week 7:
Indianapolis Colts vs. Tennessee Titans
Neither Luck nor Mariota have been particularly special this year. But they have been generically mediocre. These are the kind of games where whoever loses, tends to play really bad. Or both go on a gun-slinging rampage with 5 TD each.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. San Fransisco 49ers
Game of the week right here. Colin Kaepernick's second game of the season against one of the BQBL leaders Jameis Winston. I see a winner right here.
Houston Texans vs. Denver Broncos
Yet again, another primetime game I have no interest in watching with two teams I know nothing about. That said, Osweiler is bad and Denver's defense is really good. I expect a big primetime showing from Osweiler this week.
Individual Scores
Team Scores
This Week’s Top 3:
3. Carson Wentz - Philadelphia Eagles: 61 points
No picks, 5 sacks, no TDs. Petty boring, but more importantly, this is really Carson Wentz's first bad game. He almost doubled his worst game of the season. TREND? THIS BQBL FANTASY PLAYER SURE HOPES SO.
2. Ben Roethlisberger - Pittsburgh Steelers: 76 points
First time we get to see Worthlessburger make the board. To me it's fairly impressive since he has two of the best NFL offensive threats in Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell. So he proceeded to show himself as one of the many QBs in the game that the NFL media drools over because he is magically better with a ring, but is actually generic. As a Raven's fan, the same thing is true for Joe Flacco. There. Bipartisanship. Anyway, 2 pick and the Alex Smith Award for no passes over 25 yards is enough for me to say he sucked. This all happened against Miami as well. So it was like twice as bad as I make it sound. Oh, and he got hurt, so don't expect him to play the rest of the season. But hey, we get the wonders of Landry Jones and Zach Mettenberger (SO MANY BURGERS) in BQBL this year.
1. Ryan Fitzpatrick - New York Jets: 105 points
PRAISE BE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OF BQBL, RYAN PICKSPATRICK! Only 1 pick for Pickspatrick this week. But he looked awful against the Cardinals, who aren't well known for their defensive prowess. But, he was benched in the middle of the game for poor play. This is the first time a player has been benched for poor play all season long, which a record for how long we lasted without one. I mean Case Keenum is still starting in LA for crying out loud. So congrats to Pickspatrick. You coach officially thinks Geno Smith is better than you. That a new level of suck in my opinion.
Team Fantasy Points:
| Notice Me Vince Young Senpai | |||||||
| Mark Sanchez | 0 | ||||||
| Matt Stafford | 178 | 3 | 40 | 19 | 82 | 31 | 3 |
| Jameis Winston | 296 | 10 | 131 | 42 | 101 | 12 | |
| Sam Bradford | 54 | 12 | 36 | 0 | 6 | ||
| Alex Smith | 186 | 19 | 82 | 12 | 44 | 29 | |
| Trevor Siemian | 183 | 62 | 39 | 6 | 34 | 42 | |
| Carson Wentz | 130 | 12 | 32 | 0 | 25 | 61 | |
| Total Points | 1027 | 106 | 336 | 115 | 261 | 74 | 135 |
| Season Score | 870 | 93 | 253 | 97 | 227 | 68 | 132 |
| Deep and True Hottaeks | |||||||
| Brock Osweiler | 314 | 34 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 88 | 19 |
| Ryan Tannehill | 269 | 44 | 20 | 43 | 50 | 86 | 26 |
| Colin Kaepernick | 49 | 49 | |||||
| Jay Cutler | 122 | 43 | 79 | ||||
| Blake Bortles | 216 | 25 | 43 | 94 | 27 | 27 | |
| Jared Goff | 0 | ||||||
| Blaine Gabbert | 343 | 34 | 66 | 100 | 27 | 116 | |
| Total Points | 1313 | 180 | 246 | 331 | 145 | 290 | 121 |
| Season Score | 1102 | 121 | 183 | 288 | 118 | 290 | 102 |
So I beat Rean this week, thanks to a splendid performance from by Carson Wentz. But I'm still down to Blaine Gabbert and Brock Osweiler.
Individual Points Top 10:
| Player | Team | Overall | Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 |
| Ryan Fitzpatrick | NYJ | 448 | 63 | 3 | 163 | 83 | 31 | 105 |
| Blaine Gabbert | SFO | 343 | 34 | 66 | 100 | 27 | 116 | |
| Case Keenum | LAR | 340 | 148 | 41 | 54 | 11 | 73 | 13 |
| Brock Osweiler | HOU | 314 | 34 | 38 | 94 | 41 | 88 | 19 |
| Jameis Winston | TAM | 296 | 10 | 131 | 42 | 101 | 12 | |
| Tyrod Taylor | BUF | 278 | 72 | 10 | 82 | 28 | 52 | 34 |
| Marcus Mariota | TEN | 277 | 63 | 25 | 80 | 73 | 20 | 16 |
| Ryan Tannehill | MIA | 269 | 44 | 20 | 43 | 50 | 86 | 26 |
| Cam Newton | CAR | 268 | 61 | 18 | 85 | 60 | 44 | |
| Joe Flacco | BAL | 243 | 23 | 38 | 70 | 23 | 45 | 44 |
Pickspatrick has over 100 points on second place. All hail the glory of Pickspatrick.
What to Watch in Week 7:
Indianapolis Colts vs. Tennessee Titans
Neither Luck nor Mariota have been particularly special this year. But they have been generically mediocre. These are the kind of games where whoever loses, tends to play really bad. Or both go on a gun-slinging rampage with 5 TD each.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. San Fransisco 49ers
Game of the week right here. Colin Kaepernick's second game of the season against one of the BQBL leaders Jameis Winston. I see a winner right here.
Houston Texans vs. Denver Broncos
Yet again, another primetime game I have no interest in watching with two teams I know nothing about. That said, Osweiler is bad and Denver's defense is really good. I expect a big primetime showing from Osweiler this week.
Individual Scores
Team Scores
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